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Ethan

very gay and has a small noise
by fdbhrvbgv November 18, 2019
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Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.
did you hear? that ethan guy just broke up with becky and got with ryan!”
by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019
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A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.
Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.
by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019
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Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~
by Ajakalal March 25, 2019
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The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.
Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.
by Dash.J April 10, 2019
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He has this beautiful, curly
brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and soft brown skin. Once you first hug him, and hold his hand, you’ll dream of doing it again. Love you Ethan😘
Justin: Yo, is that girl saying Ethan?
Melissa: That girl so so lucky!
by ???unknown???? April 12, 2019
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The mustiest nigga that you will ever meet in your life, his musty presence just makes you feel dirty and is unsettling.
I need to take a shower, I was hanging out with Ethan earlier.
by nigga_lettuce231 April 13, 2019
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