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empire

bunch of white people tryna make the whole world do everything their way.
at it's height the Roman empire was on four continents.
by anonymous May 25, 2021
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empsize

being extremely short, stubby, and idiotic
My friend is such an empsize.
by empsize creators May 29, 2021
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Empirical Anunnology

Empirical Anunnology, also Logical Anunnology, is a branch and field of Anunnology that studies about Anunnaki based on historical, material, spiritual and esoteric evidences about them, mainly historical and material evidences about Anunnas. Empirical Anunnology often seeks to rebuild Anunnaki culture and civilization the most accurate as possible in order to simulate how it was the world during the times Anunnas were on Earth and how their Empire and civilization actually are.
"I've met a guy who he's expert on Empirical Anunnology and he explained me a lot about Anunnas and their civilization, and he told me he's working in a project about rebuild all Anunna civilization on Earth and the main Anunna worlds as An's Heaven in a simulation and study and simulate those using technology."
by Full Monteirism June 2, 2021
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empris

A really smart guy he can always know how to cheer someone up!
Isnt that empris so smart?
by JennaSimp June 15, 2021
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Emphysemen

The condition that causes semen to dry up and harden before it exits the penis. It can be contracted as an STD or develop naturally. It can be alleviated by either pouring water into the penis or by removing the shaft and slowly forcing the harder semen out of the end, and reattaching it. There is no cure. The ancient Incas used the substance produced in emphysemen as mortar for their structures.
Marvin contracted emphysemen from a dead hooker on the street corner.
by idot7 June 16, 2021
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empiphany

An epiphany specifically dealing with the discovery or realization of empathy. A grand and potentially life altering realization of the existence of another’s emotions and thought process as a concept.
- I didn’t give a fuck about your bullshit until I had a major empiphany.

- In the middle of beating this dudes face in I had a major empiphany and all of a sudden I felt bad and stopped to make sure he had a dental plan.

- while subjecting my girlfriend to a significant amount of anal tearing her cries of agony caused a major empiphany that brought me to the realization that I should have used lubricant.
by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021
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Empire Today

A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
Chorus: (singing): “800-588-2300, Empire Today!”
by rosenovarocks July 23, 2021
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