El Ryano

When a guy puts his leg behind his head, then gets fucked by a hispanic midget

I've always wanted to try being el ryano'd

by Crandon08 March 25, 2020

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El Orri

A well-known concept in Europe used for those who have a mental disability or have lost their sanity. This can easily be detected due to their distinct and child-like behaviour.

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there has been acting really strange and behaves like a retard. What's wrong with him?
Person 2: He probably has El Orri.
Person 2: Ah, that makes sense.

by Siggi Sixpack March 12, 2020

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A pessimistic hypercritic that has never attempted or bettered an outcome that he is critiquing about someone else.

Particularly critical of others culinary skills even though they never exhibit anything of merit.

“He thinks he could do a better job - but he is too lazy to even try, what an El Walli”

by Smountie20 July 18, 2020

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El chupapito

A mysterious creature in latin culture that runs around at night sucking the semen out of livestock and sometimes, men.

We couldn't get the bulls to mate with the cows today. Looks like el chupapito got at them last night.

by RatedCensored September 4, 2020

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El-Jayed

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

by sleeper09 July 26, 2012

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