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price of eggs

Not actually the price of eggs or anything related to it. Just a sarcastic phrase used in a conversation when one tends to gloat off the subject.
P1: Yeah, ever since he bought those patches and pins he thinks he's punk now

Some Random P: Yeah Blink 182 and Good Charlotte are gay

P1: What does that have to do with the price of eggs?
by somerandomguy January 19, 2004
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chille on eggs

When a dude shits on either his own or another mans nuts.
Oh man that guy got shit all over his nuts, that's like chille on eggs.
by BigBagOfDicks October 5, 2011
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eggshen

crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp
that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him
by kiko March 8, 2005
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dino eggs

The large portion of the male population posseses these in their scrotal sack. They contain male juices preferibly to be squooged,squirged, or spit on the female race.
dude just penis fuck me with your dino eggs. I want your penis to cry on my face.
by yancy December 8, 2006
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salt the eggs

The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.
So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"
by oatmeal145 January 8, 2010
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oatmeal dinosaur eggs

a term to describe one man's balls.
boy: "check out my balls. they're so oatmeal dinosaur eggs."
by JENYsmdCRAIG January 22, 2010
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eggs benedict

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.
Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."
by TRose January 11, 2005
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