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Facebook Ninja

Someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; Appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. A Facebook Ninja can never be "tagged" and never appears on a wall. Therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.
"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."
by Drewanium February 22, 2008
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facebook surprise

When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.
I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn't think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise when I saw jen uploaded pics from that party and it had some ebarassing photos
by oogens September 16, 2007
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facebook

An online popularity contest for highschool and university students. It doesn't seem to matter that you may have only SEEN the person walking in the hallways, it is good enough reason to add them as a friend.
OMG! Check out Sally's Facebook profile, she's got over 300 friends!
by tealight June 11, 2006
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facebook mom

a female, usually single teenage parent who spends all her time on facebook wether it be on the computer or mobile phone leaving the kid to sit drink bleach or whatever, while still in a nappy that was put on god knows when. as they find being a parent isn't all it's cracked upto be.
"i went to _______ house last night and the baby was sat there in it's chair covered in yesterdays dinner with a shitty nappy while all she did was sit on facebook"

"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"
by MosiahB June 7, 2009
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Facebook Divorce

When your spouse deletes you as a friend on Facebook.
My wife saw the comments I made on Marissa's profile and Facebook divorced me.
by MLandry March 22, 2009
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Facebook Friday

A Friday night when you either are too lazy to make plans or are rejected in some fashion, and waste away your time browsing facebook. Also see facebook creeper.
"Man, last friday everyone bailed out on me and I spent my night on facebook

"Yeah, facebook fridays are such a drag."
by uhmmmmmmmm August 8, 2009
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facebook addiction syndrome

Never being able to leave facebook.. On it day and night.. Staying up late.. Even when you know things havent changed and it stays the same. When you decide to play a game for hours that your eyes start getting swollen and red and bags under them.. When a friend asks you to go to a movie but you decline because you have to see the next update on your friends status.
by chica_bonita123 November 22, 2010
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