I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!
by Fatwalrus October 5, 2006
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Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!
by CavMan October 17, 2004
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twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
See what's happened!?
by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009
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You are such an Edward
by Bobthebuilder345678 October 31, 2011
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by niggarcunt123 September 4, 2017
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Example #1:
Nick: Where the f are my keys? It must have been an Edalyn.
Example #2:
Edalyn: I like drama.
Example #3:
Jhen: I can never meet anyone's expectations!! Why can't I be an Edalyn?
Nick: Where the f are my keys? It must have been an Edalyn.
Example #2:
Edalyn: I like drama.
Example #3:
Jhen: I can never meet anyone's expectations!! Why can't I be an Edalyn?
by NenBoo March 25, 2010
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