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Slur, used by deluded livestock, against those who could save them, and in defense of their owners, to keep the facade up.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
A new report comes out, that now 60% of all species, are extinct and the 2°C target cannot be met, guaranteeinf floods for half of all human settlements.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
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A meme, originating from Wojak, based off a dude who lives the life of a 23 yr old guy who isnt a complete menace to society lmaoooooooo
Person A: yo i didn't do much but play bo3 and watch Minecraft gameplays
Person B: damn, ur a doomer
Person B: damn, ur a doomer
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