dingleberry puller whore

Is a nasty bitch that likes to invite men and women to take a dump at her house, she intentionally provides you with low quality toilet paper and has a sign that says "please wet the paper before whipping", to make sure the victim builds enough and proper dingle berries, as the victim leaves the toilet she is waiting outside with her sharp nails usually with shiny red polish ready to turn you around pull your underwear down and give you the most painful pull you ever experienced, with her teeth clenched and her eyes maniacally fixed on your crack, she rapidly inserts her open hand on your ass grabs as a many dingle berries as she can and finally proceeds to pull very hard. She draws pleasure of feeling the hairs breaking out of your crack and the sensation of having a handful of dingleberries, she can hardly make a fist. If the dingleberry puller whore is in extreme rage she indulges in stuffing the mouth of her victim with the extracted berries and to kick the victims crack with her also shiny red hills.

Seth: Jack you remember Susan from Marketing?

Jack: the one with the shiny red nails and hills right?

Seth:she is a dingleberry puller whore, my advice, never take a dump at her's.

by kunawaro December 8, 2010

dingle berries

A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.

TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole

by Daniel September 2, 2003

dingleberry

Everyone knows what they are! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries?

Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie.

A: dingleberry

by SEVEN CARD December 6, 2006

dingleberry

There seems to be a misconception concerning the forming of a dingleberry and whether toilet paper is actually part of said dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a rogue particle of shit that mysteriously attaches itself to a butt hair. Toilet paper only becomes involved in attempting to remove the offending turd. One first notices a dingleberry after crapping & feeling an odd "tug" on ones butt hair. Then the person wiggles back and forth making the dingleberry go side to side hitting the butt cheeks like a striker hitting a church bell.

That was the biggest dingleberry since Kato Kalin

by bigbobp January 13, 2009

fuzzy frosted dingleberry puffs

The tasty cereal made with your choice of cereal and dingleberries.

Mmmm Fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs. My favorite.
Your fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs are rotten.

by dirp June 22, 2006

dickless

usually a male, with a lifted truck from orange county. dickless because the height of their truck compensates for the lack of size in the bulge. they drive brand new full sized trucks that are raised high enough to the point of stupidity. will also never see dirt or mud, which is typically the point of lifting a truck. instead they drive it around to look badass when infact they are far from.

"how is the weather up there you dickless fuck?"

by jayare October 4, 2005

Dickless

A character in a joke.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.

Did you hear the one about dickless.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009