Dicker

A hand held electronic device that performs a specific task.

I’ll lend you my dicker so you can open the (electric) garage door.

by OxfordWon February 22, 2022

Dicker

A man who loves to stick his dick in random objects, wether they are real or not. It could be his imaginary girlfriend, or his next victim. Who knows?

"OMG the dicker stuck his wang in the lunch lady!!"

"That damn dicker has a schlong ten feet long."

by MAGAGATHEGAGA March 12, 2022

Dickerbutter

When a man sticks his duck in peanut butter and a dog licks it off.

“The man tried out dickerbutter and he got his dog and it licked it clean off.”

by Db_Legend March 30, 2022

Dicker

someone whos basically dicking

hey bro sometimes you might be a Dicker

by anonymous April 10, 2022

Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.

Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022

Dicked Out

To dickride or overly exaggerate gratitude towards someone.

“He dicked out, kept bringing dude up and how much money & hoes he got.”

by 225 Encyclopedia April 20, 2022

Dicked off

When someone screws you over a serious amount

Don’t dick me off now. I’ve no time for it!
I’m getting dicked off!

by Richbitch420 May 2, 2022