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Dicking is the new Planking.
I went Dicking at the mall, babies r us, and the gas station all in one day. I also took some pictures to post on facebook to show them Planking idiots what real fun is.
I went Dicking at the mall, babies r us, and the gas station all in one day. I also took some pictures to post on facebook to show them Planking idiots what real fun is.
by BenTennison July 12, 2011
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To be beaten heavily in any sporting event, or the same as happened to the French in WW2. In the game of football (soccer), to have more eight or more goals scored against your team during a single match. To be dicked by the opposition in a game.
"We just took a dicking from Manchester United" - Arsenal fans, 2011. "Oooh Leeds just got dicked!" - news watcher, 2011.
"France took another dicking on the battlefield" - pre-history to present day.
"France took another dicking on the battlefield" - pre-history to present day.
by mrenigmar September 20, 2011
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Jaden was so sexually frustrated, she hit the talk button and said "I need to masturbate or get dicking NOW!"
by Dan September 29, 2004
Get the get dicking mug.Spending an excessive amount of time in the bathroom/loo/privy, especially when others need to use it. Scuba Diving can interfere with other peoples' busy schedules, as there is much time wasted. Whilst sometimes a person may spend a long time on the toilet due to legitimate natural reasons, roughly 80-90% of Scuba Diving is caused by reading newspapers, making phone calls, or playing around with electronics devices. Scuba Diving can be done by both men and women, but under different circumstances: for instance, women naturally spend absurd amounts of time in the bathroom usually messing around in the mirror as is, whilst men can spend about 30 minutes on the can playing Angry Birds or something.
The term comes from the idea that the reason why the person is in the bathroom so long is because they're literally swimming around in the toilet water rather than doing their intended business.
The term comes from the idea that the reason why the person is in the bathroom so long is because they're literally swimming around in the toilet water rather than doing their intended business.
Ted: For Christ's sake, man, Billy's been in there for like 45 minutes! I have to take a piss really bad!
George: I know, me too -- what the hell is he doing, Scuba Diving in there!?
Roger: Damn it, I got to shit really bad, but there's only one available stall in our building's men's room, and some damn old guy's been in there for ages with his newspaper. God damn it, I hate Scuba Diving!
Jason: Dude, we've been waiting for a fucking long time to go and pick up our pizza. What the hell were you doing in there, Scuba Diving?
Tom: Nah brah, I got the Farmville app!
George: I know, me too -- what the hell is he doing, Scuba Diving in there!?
Roger: Damn it, I got to shit really bad, but there's only one available stall in our building's men's room, and some damn old guy's been in there for ages with his newspaper. God damn it, I hate Scuba Diving!
Jason: Dude, we've been waiting for a fucking long time to go and pick up our pizza. What the hell were you doing in there, Scuba Diving?
Tom: Nah brah, I got the Farmville app!
by Bo Andysin February 10, 2014
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by Cuddle Bear December 31, 2004
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