ding ding

a member of the male genitalia.

"you wanna touch my ding ding?!"

by Jaynea October 10, 2007

ding dong your opinion is wrong

a way of telling somebody they're stupid or that what they said was idiotic

idiot: feminism is cancer
educated person: ding dong your opinion is wrong

by fuck__you February 6, 2018

buba ding ding

The schoolboy slang for the red spot on an asian ladies forehead.

Ha, look at that Curry muncher with a buba ding ding!

by bileh November 22, 2005

Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

by theyungrasta September 7, 2013

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

by Juju_02 July 11, 2016

dingbox

a microwave oven. Called a "ding box" because it goes DING when it has finished warming up your left over Indian

"hey mate this chiko roll is still frozen in the middle"
"oh fuck sorry mate ill just bung it in the dingbox for you"

by threehole July 6, 2016

dingadoi

Little tiny pieces of hair sticking out from someone's head that are really funny and bouncy.

Haha he has dingadois lol

by Nkma April 6, 2017