deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour

Deer suicidal or some shit?

by buddy retard July 4, 2020

Deerfield

A little town that is home to many genders. Also known as the town where THE Ryan Martin lives.

Person 1 (sexy lady)- where does Ryan Martin live?? He is so sexy and makes my nipples sweat

Person 2 (also sexy lady)- oh yea he lives at Deerfield

by Asf22 July 4, 2020

DEER

a big butt

when yur walkig in a store and you see a really cute girl whith a big but you would be like DEER but say it really fast

by icecream diz September 17, 2020

deerkiss

person from discord lol

idk i was talking to deerkiss

by okwellthisisntideal November 24, 2020

deerkiss

A person that spends too much time with the internet.

Yeah I met a deerkiss on discord, they wouldn't shut up.

by okwellthisisntideal November 24, 2020

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Deer hoof

The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?

Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!

by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021