dave matthews band

A band that each of it's new releases is welcomed (along with the latest abercrombie & fitch catalog) by middle-class white kids.

Dude #1 - "hey bro, did you get the new dave matthews band cd yet?"

Dude #2 - "yeah, man; it's great. let's go to the mall".

by flamman March 10, 2007

dave is ugly

He is the ugliest guy you will ever meet. His nose is bigger than his cock. He makes most people at the sight of him throw up.

Girl1-eww that's that ugly kid over there.
Girl2-yah he's such a Dave is ugly.

by Fredrick miller October 23, 2015

davejohn

A very popular ship from the webcomic, Homestuck. Many homestuckians ship this, and there are many fanfics involving it.
The ship is also known as pepsicola, hammertime, prankster gangsters, america, windy time, herolance bromance, movie knight, brofriends, and of course johndave.

Rena: Dude, davejohn is so cute, but like, davekat was so last week.
Calvin: I can't agree more.

by TheAwesomeFan October 2, 2016

dave acosta

Is the act of going on a camping trip with the guys and after they all fall asleep in their sleeping bags and have no way of escaping you randomly t bag all of them in their sleep while holding a rifle.

Dude we had such a great time the other night and then someone started to "Dave Acosta" everyone in the cabin randomly .

by Cpt Dave 210 January 1, 2017

Davenia

A typically short, black girl with the brightest attitude on the outside. Has a poofy Afro that’s soft as a pillow that you could cuddle all day with. A good nickname for her would be poofhead. While she’s all cheers and giggles on the outside, of you truly get to know her she has a dark past, sometimes with family problems. She will light up your world and give her best at anything she does. I her laugh is contagious and she is wonderful to be around.

Oh what? Is that Davenia?
Yeah dude I think so.
This party just got 100x better man.

by BoganLutler October 10, 2019

Dippy Dave

A nutjob basically someone who it’s mental

I was out this weekend and saw dippy dave shagging in a bus shelter

by Callumj16 December 2, 2018

Clay and Dave

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.

Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!

by Czechos November 11, 2009