jim dandy

said sarcastically when something bad happens.

Bob: I got a 54 on my math test. Fuckin JIM DANDY, huh?

by E-Stylee November 8, 2005

danny townsend

A danny townsend is when you fuck up so grieviously that the fuck up is unrepairable.

"Dude, that movie was awesome, until you spilled all of your coke on me. Nice danny townsend, dumbass."

by Hachi VII September 26, 2006

Danny Dynamite

A guy who is awesome, usually has long hair, is secretly some kinda pimp/jiggalo. You will never guess that this is what he is because he is so awesome at hiding it. Also some kinda Stallion...

You don't know what you've had untill you've had Danny Dynamite!

by vimto123 May 4, 2011

Danny Fucking Duncan

A man, a myth, a legend. Only 3 words define that statement. Danny, Fucking, Duncan. You want to wait till marriage, be like this man. If you want to make your friends roll around in donkey shit, be like Danny Fucking Duncan. You wanna eat ass every night but stay abstinent, be like this man. Rock on fuckers, and remember, fuck the elderly.

Boring Ron: My life is boring, but I love reading.

Danny Fucking Duncan: Wanna change that? Be like me, and go fuck with the 70 year old on that bus bench.

Fun Ron: Now that I ate ass, and fuck with old people. I now can call myself a Danny Fucking Duncan. *fat guy crossing street* “Hey old guy, try to catch this rock.”

News Reporter: Yeah some fucker named fun Ron just killed a fat person. I wish I was a Danny Fucking Duncan.

Remember to steal your moms money, and kill the elderly. ROCK ON!

by Rucked And Tucked August 21, 2019

Man Dairy

Man Dairy = another form for the word semen, cum, or jizz. (a viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands)

She seemed like a small town farm girl... so I gave her my Man Dairy

by TheStein1016 September 11, 2009

defeatist danny

A friend who is a punk ass bitch that always puts a negative outlook on every situation.

Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to throw the biggest graduation party yall ever seen.
Friend 2: Dude you can't afford that shit, you still got a bunch of student loans you still owe.
Friend 1: Why you always got to be a defeatist danny? Shut the fuck up.

by Dos Pollo Loco July 4, 2016

Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.

"She gave me a handjob but it was a Yankee Doodle Dandy for sure."

by Captain Genki September 6, 2020