B.A.D.D.

Bleeds
And
Doesn't
Die

DAD: Your mother is B.A.D.D.
SON: That's not possible ! How does she defy nature like that.
DAD: No man has figured it out yet---but we are repeatedly told it's our fault.
SON: When I get old--- like you---I'll cure this
DAD: I remember when I knew it all too---then I meet your mother.

by Bandito Bodyman March 18, 2014

M.D.N.W.B.

Most Dangerous Nigga Wit' Beef

You don't wanna be steppin' to him, he's the M.D.N.W.B.

by DIZZLE November 5, 2003

B.M.D

Ballistic Missle Defence. A very stupid system that doesn't work.

Hey, he agrees with B.M.D.! He must be an idiot!

by Miles Ellis March 10, 2005

B.M.D.

Black Man's Disease, namely, falling out asleep after a big (or not-so-big) meal. Of course, you don't have to be black to have it, but that's the community where I first heard the expression, and a lot of folks use it. Sometimes known as "The Itis" (pronouced eye-tiss).

My homie had B.M.D. on the way home from the restaurant, started snoring like a foghorn in the car.

by Ndageto February 24, 2010

d(♥.♥)b

This Emoticon is a monkey that loves you

d(♥.♥)b d(<.<)b'^-He loves me

by tacobears January 15, 2015

b then d

bang then dump.

have sex with then leave.

Dude, I like Chelsea but Id rather b then d than be in a relationship.

by wuffle hiodion September 1, 2007

B.O.D.

BLACK OUT DRUNK

ex. 1 Omg I was totally BOD last night

ex. 2 (At a predrink planning on getting belligerently drunk) B.O.D! B.O.D.!

by Hashebrown September 20, 2010