A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023
Get the Quid pro crowmug. A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.
by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025
Get the Ion Crowmug. An acronym that stands for "Current Resident of the Whitehouse", to be used by those people who are not able to make a direct reference to President Trump.
I am not sure what the CROW has in mind, but his recent Muslim ban has caused a huge issue throughout the world.
by Nipple master February 1, 2017
Get the crowmug. by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022
Get the Withery Crowmug. by ben dover @ wetcrows4lyf.gov May 11, 2022
Get the wet crowmug. British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.
“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”
“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”
“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”
“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”
“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”
by Hexy TV November 5, 2019
Get the Crow FMmug. The most handsomest, pretty, freaky, funniest guy. You would die trying to find them. They are so rare.
by hannybanny July 27, 2021
Get the Charlie Crowemug.