Carpentard

A carpenter lacking so much skill that it results in an inability to function in the craft.

Bret is such a carpentard, he can’t even grasp the most basic skills.

by Carpentard July 19, 2022

Caperonies

When someone is lying

“Ethan thinks he made that up, that’s Caperonies” - Alex C

by AlexChan5 February 14, 2023

silk cape

Flatulence trapped in your clothing that escapes as you walk. Also known as the "foggy linger."

K: Stew just put a silk cape over every table in the bar!
L: His flatulence is extremely impressive. Look at it go!

by jenyfur September 9, 2012

Cholo Cape

a button up shirt worn with only the top button, buttoned. Usually worn by a Mexican.

esse you look very professional in your cholo cape

by mrsexyman May 15, 2012

Oroville Carpet Stain

The Oroville Carpet Stain is where you blow a load in a girls hair and proceed to give her a nuggie, rubbing in the load.

After coitus, she begged for the Oroville Carpet Stain.

by Filippemo Kid December 10, 2016

Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!

"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"

by UNLUCKYSCROTUM February 27, 2019

weird_carpet_stain

a silly goose with bad memory

dude weird_carpet_stain is so cool!

by bunnyboy53 July 1, 2021