by PrincessTKAllday June 2, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.Something the smosh memeber shayne topp said on twitter, and the rest of the smosh gang started on the topic of "covfefe". For some reason shayne is spelled with a "Y"
Those jeans are so covfefe.
You gotta be covfefefing right now.
Did u know that if u stand below an oak tree while the winds are blowing slightly to the north and whisper "covfefe" you're an idiot. -shayne topp 2017
You gotta be covfefefing right now.
Did u know that if u stand below an oak tree while the winds are blowing slightly to the north and whisper "covfefe" you're an idiot. -shayne topp 2017
by SuperDude25.BAMF June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.
by Phone obsessed teen June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.The definition of 'Covfefe' is in actually a very secret acronym which was first coined by President Donald J. Trump in his first year of presidency (circa 2017). It's literal translation is: "Comb-Over Victory For Everyone, For Everyone". The creation and usage of this acronym are explained as follows: Comb-Over - refers to Donald Trump's hairstyle which identifies him without using his actual name, Victory - self explanatory, and For Everyone - is repeated twice for extreme emphasis as President Trump often does when he is trying to get his point across with greater affect. This term has been greatly misinterpreted and mistranslated, but this is the definitive and 100% accurate translation.
I have implemented my new tax plan, much to the chagrin of misinformed and idiots Democrats everywhere... Covfefe
by Df7442 April 23, 2018
Get the Covfefe mug.A Trumpian error by tweet or speech that is so stupendously moronic that no one can believe it came from the president of the United States. No one, that is except Orange Top’s hard core base who continue to applaud while wearing little red hats and dull looks on their faces.
Did you hear stupid’s latest covfefe? He lauded revolutionary Minutemen for recapturing British held airports.
by Chris Zizzo July 11, 2019
Get the Covfefe mug.A jubilant exclamation, used to show disregard and personal resolve, regardless of rationale; typically used despite all the negative press.
by rwd303 May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.A sexual act in which five underage Russian girls take turns pegging you and shitting in your mouth while you attempt to tweet in between gagging on the shit, which often runs down your mouth because of the high fiber content and lands on your phone, preventing you from finishing a sentance.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually Mr. Trump?"
"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."
"What's that?"
"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."
"Dude. That's messed up!"
"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."
"What's that?"
"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."
"Dude. That's messed up!"
"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
by NotSamButPaulInstead May 31, 2017
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