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Covfefe

When you fall asleep half way through typing coverage with your tiny little hands
" despite all the negative press covfefe"
by Eveisadreamer123 August 3, 2017
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Covfefe

verb | cuv fay fay • a word used to strongly counter a sentences original claim
Despite being down insurmountable odds in the Super Bowl, Tom Brady covfefe.
by Mudhouse Rocker June 2, 2017
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Covfefe

The North Korean coffee given to Americans by the DPRK so that Americans do not have to drink snow.
The covfefe today tastes so much better than the snow in plastic cups!
by Jinjhy September 16, 2017
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Covfefe

A Trumpian error by tweet or speech that is so stupendously moronic that no one can believe it came from the president of the United States. No one, that is except Orange Top’s hard core base who continue to applaud while wearing little red hats and dull looks on their faces.
Did you hear stupid’s latest covfefe? He lauded revolutionary Minutemen for recapturing British held airports.
by Chris Zizzo July 11, 2019
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Covfefe

Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.
Donald Trump: Despite the negative press-

Rex Tillerson: *fists Trump harder*

Donald Trump: COVFEFE!!
by Phone obsessed teen June 6, 2017
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Covfefe

A jubilant exclamation, used to show disregard and personal resolve, regardless of rationale; typically used despite all the negative press.
by rwd303 May 30, 2017
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Covfefe

A sexual act in which five underage Russian girls take turns pegging you and shitting in your mouth while you attempt to tweet in between gagging on the shit, which often runs down your mouth because of the high fiber content and lands on your phone, preventing you from finishing a sentance.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually Mr. Trump?"

"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."

"What's that?"

"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."

"Dude. That's messed up!"

"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
by NotSamButPaulInstead May 31, 2017
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