i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

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could you

Referring to something you really, really cannot be bothered with.

I just walked through the rain for an hour, could you?

by jh11 April 8, 2011

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Colt Shaw

A Good looking guy that is a Tattoo artist an Lived in cali that goes buy lil horse from Famliy an Friends.

Lil Horse,Colt shaw

by Sedfie August 12, 2009

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the little engine who could

a verry dirty book that is sexual in a non-violent way and a very subtle sexual book

"have you ever read 'the little engine who could?"
"yeah what a dirty book!"

by realsydneyandkayla January 22, 2009

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coulda had a v8

stupid line from the V8 vegetable juice commercial or what a V8 guy says to a tuner kid or some dick who gets a V6 in a Ford Mustang, Dodge Charger or a Chrysler 300C

"Dude, I just got a new Mustang"
"Which one"
"The one wit the V6 in it, isn't that awesome man!?"
"Dude........ ya coulda had a V8...."

by Zachery T Emory December 19, 2007

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colt brennan

The best quarterback in NCAA Football history. He broke many records such as the single-season TD record. He is also going to win the 2007 Heisman Award.

That Colt Brennan is such a phenom. He is probably one of the best quarterbacks to ever live.

by VoteForColt December 12, 2008

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Anne Coulter is a neo con jingist preacher with her abilities to rip apart liberal belief system is further from the truth no liberal dares to arge with her because she argues like people argue on the internet forum.

Her political analysistically ability is pathetic really pathetic.

OH yes she is against you if you have another colour another ideas another set of opionions. She hates women too.

Anne Coulter is smart and she rips liberals apart while doing the NAH NAH I cann't hear you

by conservativethinker May 13, 2005

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