Covid Cleen

When you haven't showered for three days, but your hands are fucken sterile

Oh man, Jerry is working from home with a kid, but at least he's Covid Cleen bro!

by MistaCleen April 2, 2020

Covidentification

The test in which one would be identified as having corona virus

Mark just received his covidentification, turns out he tested positive for Covid-19 and cholera

by Tayfyall April 3, 2020

Covid crush

When you form a crush over text messages during a pandemic but cannot see if it is real due to quarantine.

I have a Covid Crush, I don't know if it will work out because we can't go on a date.

by Syl-Sam April 4, 2020

Covid cut

A haircut performed on one's self during the covid-19 pandemic on account of all salons being closed.

(via video chat, said sarcastically) "Nice covid cut dude..."

by DrDanno April 6, 2020

covidcut

A haircut that you do yourself on your own hair during the Covid19 pandemic.

I gave myself a Covidcut today!!

by Floie April 22, 2020

Covid-0

when covid never existed

covid 19 more like covid-0

hey shut the fuck up

by JaydensRandomDefinitons May 6, 2020

Covid 19

A deadly virus that has started the apocalypse that has us trapped inside while the government lies and lies to make us less comfortable.

I have Covid 19 the deadly virus we are screwed

by 7234 May 12, 2020