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clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-
Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"
by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021
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Dark Matter Clothing

Dark Matter Clothing is a gothic streetwear brand inspired by the unseen, the forbidden, and the cosmic void. It blends demonology, occult symbolism, and shadow-themed imagery with modern alternative fashion. The brand represents those who feel connected to darkness not as evil, but as power, individuality, and mystery.

Dark Matter focuses on:
• Bold, demonic-themed artwork
• Occult sigils and gothic typography
• Dark, high-contrast color palettes
• Underground, anti-mainstream identity
• Clothing for people who embrace the shadows instead of running from them

Its mission is to give people in the gothic and alternative community a way to express their darker side through art, symbolism, and clothing that stands out.
Made by Riyn Manson
by Dark Matter Clothing November 17, 2025
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Cloth the Nak

Sometimes you gotta cloth the nak

its bad if the nak dont got no cloth
"cloth the nak man"
"okay man"
by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
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Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
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trail of clothes

Da jumbled line of hastily-cast-off shirts, pants, underwear, etc., dat you'd follow to discover which bedroom or other private enclosed space dat a horny couple hurried into in order to partake of a delightful bouncy-bouncy.
Generally you and a new chick don't hafta worry about getting "busted" by fellow humans if you live by yerself in a house or apartment, but if there are others in da vicinity, you'll wanna avoid a glaringly-obvious "trail of clothes" by forcing yourselves to wait till **after** you shut da bedroom door before you start lustfully peeling off each other's garments.
by QuacksO August 8, 2025
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licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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cloth shaking

When you fart and feel your underwear moving
I was laying in my bed and farted it was cloth shaking
by CookieMonster14 February 8, 2020
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