Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear

"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"

by samweis May 26, 2013

Chewing Cloth

When you go down on a girl while she's still wearing panties.

Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?

Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.

by John Rook July 18, 2020

Mothballs Clothing

A girl who thinks she's cool but actually lives in Pasadena...

"This Club Element used to be cool until they started letting in too many Mothballs Clothing!"

by AndreiLeonardo January 4, 2007

Express Clothing

Cheap Chinese Knock off clothing that was designed i New York but made in China , and they charge they’re customers a fortune for cheap quality

Yo I Saw this cool jacket @ Express clothing

by 1Shot Duke December 10, 2019

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

new clothes kids

two people who are buying new clothes together

“hey i’ve just bought a load of clothes”
“oh cool i was just about to as well!!”
“nice! we’re totally new clothes kids right now”

by NOTzoerjane January 28, 2021

Difference Makers Clothing

The official apparel for the chosen ones. Difference Makers are those who refuse to let life pass them by and fit into society. They are people who take action and make the difference!

You copped that new Difference Makers Clothing hoodie yet?

by Kingkongdong22 November 24, 2021