close the market

Get married

I think I found the one. Im ready to close the market.

by PokitoDaKing June 6, 2017

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019

Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .

You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .

by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022

closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025