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clomosexual

Classical Definition: n. A person who develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship with a favourite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

True Definition: n. A person who is so lonely but also fucked in the head that fancies themselves more than their preferred gender of sexual partners.
And will always be up for bukake as long as their clothes aren't ruined.
fUKiN GuY1:: Yo Dawg, $He Got $O VexeDD WeNNN Ah Wnt aWnn hUr Bra.

BLaZeD GUy2: BIatcHH Iz $uM $ORt O''' ClomoseXuAl. $houlDa ExPecTeD It JUs $IttiN ThUh YN hUr brA.

fUKiN guy1:: NAh,,,, Mah MUm'$ Nwt Diggggg Dat. $hE WeRE $hoWerin At DA tYm.
by Allahn November 29, 2013
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Combo

The perfect girl, a girl with big tits and a big ass too!
Damn! Cindy is a perfect combo!!!!!!
by burningbed February 7, 2015
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combomination

This combining of ingredients resulting in an abomination.
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combo drop

Where a man lifts and drops his fat stomach on to a girls ass during sex
by TopHatAK August 10, 2016
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Combo drop

Where a man during sex raises and drops his fat stomach onto a girls ass as to slap it
You bet I combo dropped that girl last night her ass clapped
by TopHatAK August 9, 2016
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Combo Load

A combination of male and female love juices commonly left behind on a stainable after having sex on it.
Did you see how much combo load we dripped on the couch? We should use a towel next time.
by WVGrizMan69 September 10, 2016
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combobulating

Combobulating is the intrinsic chemical reaction sponteanously appearing inside the human cells on an unexpected encounter with Donald Trump's hair. The actual reasons for this occurence are still being studied but most preliminary results indicate a natural reaction of human immune system to the bacterial ecosystem living on the premises of Trump's hair.
I was going to vote for Hillary but then I got into this weird spell that made me want to vote for the yellow's hair dude and eat knee cats for breakfast. I think i've been combobulating since then, mom!
by Donna Madonna January 2, 2017
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