He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
by Klo~D November 16, 2014
Get the Mr Cleanmug. defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')
(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean
was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean
counting on dunging clean is a mistake
was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean
counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 24, 2012
Get the dunged cleanmug. Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.
by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013
Get the cleaning the plantationmug. When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.
"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!
by MattMat757 March 1, 2011
Get the Birthday Cleaningmug. by SBtay December 31, 2016
Get the Steam-cleanmug. Cleaning large/important items but ignoring the finer details.
Our gross cleaning includes
- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.
- Doing our bed.
- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.
- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).
Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)
- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.
- Cleaning electronics.
- Cleaning the sides of our desk.
- Washing the Floor.
- Using broom or vacuum.
- Washing windows.
- Any other long duration cleaning task.
Our gross cleaning includes
- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.
- Doing our bed.
- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.
- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).
Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)
- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.
- Cleaning electronics.
- Cleaning the sides of our desk.
- Washing the Floor.
- Using broom or vacuum.
- Washing windows.
- Any other long duration cleaning task.
Alex- I can't focus on my studying with this room so dirty.
Ramen- Maybe we should clean.
Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.
Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?
Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.
Ramen- Maybe we should clean.
Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.
Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?
Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.
by iinventedthisword97 May 13, 2014
Get the Gross Cleaningmug. A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.
Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.
by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019
Get the Quick Cleanmug.