pull a Calvin

to play somebody or purposely get them sprung
to hurt somebody ruthlessly
to mess with somebody's head to confuse

girl: Omg, i loved him so much. He was everything i ever wanted, but he won't even talk to me anymore... I'm so hurt. (crying)
guy: Damn did he just pull a Calvin?
girl: Yess! Idk why but i still love him...

by a-shiizzle October 31, 2009

i learnt the clarinet at school

I give a great blowjob

"Can you do anything?!?"
"I learnt the clarinet at school...."

by 7947568 July 7, 2016

Squidward’s Clarinet

When a girl blows her man’s dick like a clarinet, and licking the tip like a reed

Yo Ashley hit me wit da Squidward’s Clarinet last night bruh

by VileAnalDonkey June 13, 2018

calvin

a calvin is someone who.... well lets just say beware.... he will EAT U ALIVE!! every one stay clear of the ugly douche crap!

calvin gonna get cha'

by greenfrogs January 7, 2012

clarinet

1.Firewood
2.Proof god has a sense of humor

Franky:Oh man theres no more wood
Jamie:It's ok we'll just usse susie's clarinet, thats all its good for.

by QuienEsTuMadre November 8, 2007

Calvin

Calvin’s are very loyal but can be very weird. They like to suck off all there friends and just can be cruel once and awhile

My name is Calvin and I love sucking sweaty hairy balls.

by Acoldsith November 13, 2018

dirty calvin

When you and a female parter are having anal sex, she has to take a poop, so you pull out let her take the poop then you put it back up her buttox then u give her anal then you take the poop and put it in your buttox

" Oh damn! Me and that Bitch had a crazy night we had a dirty calvin"

by Zach Harrington January 11, 2009