Children

Michael Jackson Bait.

Detective- Maybe, if we get enough children, we can finally catch Michael Jackson once and for all!
Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now.
Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in!
Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what

by thecodie December 28, 2021

Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit

Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…

by ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ January 5, 2022

Children

Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.

"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."

by M0th3r's-M0nt3r March 7, 2022

children

Unholy demons that are 3-11 year's old

Mom: oh and meet my children, Sarah, Connor, and James

Person : oh nice to meet you cursed offsprings from hell

by slushy March 23, 2022

Children

Children are a pain

I don’t want children because they suck

by AnayahCHILEEE May 1, 2022

Children

Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes

I don't want any children

by anonymous May 6, 2022

Children

The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.

Example used in a sentnce:

I hate children.
I despise children.

by xFly_ May 10, 2022