tampax child

adjective; describes an adolescent boy whom has a unnerving interest in womans sanitary products.

Often: wearing a tampon
collecting a tampon
sniffing a used tampon

"They used to call me the tampax child, i guess it explains my love for the japanese flag"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

clown child

When his/her behavior becomes that of common folk. Often used by commoners in common communities that like to clown around with the c alliteration .

eg.

Cool Clown Child
Clown Child Central

Common Clown Child
Clownish Clown Child

Jurgen: Wow, Kevin is being such a clown child

Kurt: yeah i know, if he like that, this place is like clown child central

by TravisMcDee August 7, 2009

Snow Children

Grandchildren that migrate to Florida for winter vacation to escape the frigid Holiday Season in the northern states. Normally bunking with their siblings in their grandparent's condo.

When these grandchildren are of legal age they tend to spend their days poolside with family but indulge themselves at night through various forms of debauchery.

Male: Snowman
Female: Snow Angel

Being a snow child is nice because I can get by snow balls licked without ever worrying about seeing this snow angel again.

Look at all these snow children trying to drink away the memory of spending the day with their grandparents.

by Sunny with a chance of rain January 5, 2010

perpetually stoned children

The perpetually stoned children (also known as the psc). Tend to be in small groups of 2-4 and just sit around playing The Sims. They tend to have music that lays in electronic and alternative. Often tend to do weird things that make them look stoned, but aren't. They sit in dimly lit rooms and have monotonous conversation and meander around the neighborhood. They are not too similar with each other except in some particular thought processes and mannerisms.

Person A: Hey look at those weirdos in a circle making all sorts of hand motions and laughing. I bet they are high.
Person B: Oh they aren't high, those are just the perpetually stoned children.

by pueblobaby October 9, 2008

childhood ruined

Childhood ruined is happen when you watch things that you shouldnt have seen it but also thinking dirty minded 👌👈 like this.

Childhood ruined is happen when you eat cheese sausage and you press it and white things come out.

by Childhood Ruined 😂 September 20, 2016

fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.

Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

by Chris from Vancouver January 2, 2008

Child Support

A sometimes elusive form of income that single mothers seek from their sperm partner. The amount paid out is usually determined by the sperm donor's income. If you are careless, and work a mediocre job, your paychecks will look terribly rediculous due to the obstraction of child support payments given to the mother through the welfare system. Child Support can rage from $50 a week per child if you are blue collar, up to $60,000 a month per child if you are an entertainer or a professional athlete.
However, lack of child support can easily land you in jail, and make your children's mother(s) very nasty and resentful.

Larry played professional basketball. His financial success gave him the instant Shaq Appeal. In a span of 12 months, he fathered 7 children by seven different women and had to pay $15,000 per month per child due to a judge's rulling.
Larry tore up his knee and lost his basketball career and endorsements. He now works at a car wash and takes home $87 dollars a week after taxes and child support payments.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004