Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Homie cereal

When your homie ships in your cereal and you eat it

Guy 1: I shit in your cereal and made a homie cereal

Guy 2: thanks

by Pockcot January 7, 2022

cereal

canada

sarah: i live in cereal. i also eat myself every day

by ñañaña November 18, 2019

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

black cereal

The name of a stripper that looks like hot garage

That chick looks like black cereal.

by toothpick_101 February 12, 2018

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

milky cereal

The best LOL player EUW and best simracer ever; most devious science teacher with best anime taste

Did you watch milky cereal's stream last night?
Yeah. there were so many year 7's in the chat!

by yasuo irl February 2, 2024