Canadian log jam 

When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.

Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!

Canadian log jam by Stevohawking August 19, 2015

Canadian Ice Dispenser 

The act of grabbing a fist full of ice cubes and proceeding to fist a recipient in the ass with the fist full of ice and then releasing the ice inside the anus so the recipient may then defecate ice and shit on to the chest of their partner.

It's was really hot out today so i had my wife Canadian Ice Dispenser me to keep cool.

Canadian Ice Dispenser by punksweeper October 16, 2015

Canadian Standoff 

When you are too nice to someone, and the other person is also too nice, so nothing gets done, because you are both being way too polite

I was in a Canadian standoff with Fred because I held the door for him, but he insisted I go in first, but I insisted he go ahead of me, so we stood their for 10 seconds waiting to see who would go in first...

Canadian Standoff by Henry Long Richard October 1, 2017

Canadian maple Emo 

A canadian who does not get enough maple syrup on his pancakes and becomes and emo and cuts himself

OH NO THERES NOT ENOUGH SYRUP!!!!!I am now a canadian maple emo

Canadian maple Emo by SxyPenguin308 April 3, 2009

Canadian Snorkel 

The act of tossing salad with penis shaft in the air in one hand while the balls rest on one's nose. A variation of the rusty trombone. You must make a disgusted face while licking to breath.

This bitch gave me a Canadian Snorkel last night, I loved it!

Canadian Snorkel by Alex Crowder and Brian Oniel December 26, 2007

Canadian Tuxedo 

Wearing denim on demin, bitches.

Yeah, s'called a Canadian Tuxedo.

Canadian Tuxedo by Broomfield April 25, 2011

Canadian Blow Job 

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

Canadian Blow Job by Barney F. January 18, 2010