Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus

"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 19, 2019

prickley cactus

When you glue tooth picks on your dick and stick it up your girlfriends butt until she sees the devil

I performed the Prickley cactus on the bae and she be thirst

by Jay dizzle February 2, 2015

Tall Cactus

A Really big Mexican dick

This bitch loves to suck tall cactuses

by PeepsMarshmellows June 3, 2022

Cactus owl

Someone who abandons you to go hang out with other people.

Rick left our party to go hang out with some guy from out of town. What a cactus owl!

by Deepnacho October 28, 2015

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018