Buttlennium

A really long length of time, usually a crappy one.

There I was sitting through another boring ass meeting that seemed to take a buttlennium to finish.

It seemed a buttlennium since the last time she put out.

by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ March 14, 2009

buttle singe

(butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)

dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!

wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

buttle kotex

pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks

shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Butless

An idea, statement, or an entity of some sort to which a rebuttal is virtually nonexistent.

Austin: "I like turtles!"

Sean: "Damnit Austin!...You had to say that didn't you?....I guess I just don't have a rebuttal to that... definitely can't refute your statement, guess it is totally butless."

by trebleclef28 September 20, 2013

bustleton

bustleton is a tuff ass neighborhood in ne philly people in bustleton get crazy as shit, go to fun as parties with some bad ass Latina girls from Washington, and fuck bitches on a daily People from all over philly come to bustleton to drink, fuck bitches, and party cause bustleton is tuff as shit

oh shit, some niggas from bustleton are coming to jump us

Bustleton Philadelphia?

Yeah bro!

Oh shit we Dipping

by Bustleton Nigga June 16, 2017

Butt Butler

A man who offers their butt for the 'pitcher' to have sexual intercourse with like a normal butler would offer their services.

Guy 1:"Want to fuck?"
Guy 2:"Definitely! I will be your butt butler"
*proceeds to bend over ond pull down trousers.*

by Fyiak October 28, 2014

burleson

also known as a burleson badass, burly or the burleson. someone who drives a would be muscle car if it were not a v6. must also have bleached tips, listen to his music as loud as possible like he would in high school and talk about high school like he was actually well liked. must act like a bad ass at all times with no exceptions, no matter what, for any reason. must also act like he is bigger than everyone, act like he makes more money than everyone despite being broke from his alcolism and drug addictions, act like he gets more girls than everyone and act like he is better than everyone. also, must act like being called a burleson or any variation is a compliment even though he is being made fun of.

burly, don't be a burleson.
i have more money than you. i just don't pay my rent because i am a burleson.

by Not a burleson April 6, 2007