by Ralph28 February 4, 2010

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Guys who think highly of themselves and try to act "cool" by hipster standards or local popular standards, when in actuality they are very lame, pretentious, and/or whack.
The guy, Chris, who buys weed from James Franco in Pineapple Express while Seth Rogen is waiting inside the apartment.
James Franco: What's up, Chris?
Chris: Yo. Hey, son.
James: Hey
Chris: How you doin', buddy?
James: Alright, holmes. Good. Who's this?
(shady percocet question)
James: Chris, you told him I was gonna sell percoset? What the fuck, man?
(tries to pound fists with JF - JF fakes him out)
James: Yeah, nice. Peace out holmes.
Chris is a cheese burger.
James Franco: What's up, Chris?
Chris: Yo. Hey, son.
James: Hey
Chris: How you doin', buddy?
James: Alright, holmes. Good. Who's this?
(shady percocet question)
James: Chris, you told him I was gonna sell percoset? What the fuck, man?
(tries to pound fists with JF - JF fakes him out)
James: Yeah, nice. Peace out holmes.
Chris is a cheese burger.
by cookylady September 30, 2011

If a woman's nipples are very large & dark, they are often referred to as burger nipples. They are not considered attractive, although people who have them seem to think they are, as they seem to want to show them off often enough...
by sexi lil sadie May 13, 2005

by Brianna BITCH April 27, 2008

by je5us wilger November 1, 2003

Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.
Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?
Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!
Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?
Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!
Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
by TastyRainbows July 13, 2010
