borders accent

Accent found on the borders of the two main territories of the UK- England and Scotland. Whether the speaker is from either is irrelevant, the accent is the same. A cross between geordie and scottish accents.

Wyi mon! Mushi pess o' haggis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Canadian Border Patrol

This hilariously tragic sex prank is achieved through the following: You begin normally having sex, you then tell her to get on all fours (Doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. Then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.

Dude: OMG MAN, MEMBER THAT BITCH JULY?
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*

by Cpt. Dan May 5, 2008

Bordie

Noun. Combination of two words. A resident of Northern Ireland ("Nordie") who lives near the Republic of Ireland "border".

This demographic possess a reputation for all sorts of shenanigans including money and diesel laundering; a laissez-faire attitude towards the law and an expertise in Halloween fireworks.

You are running low on fuel son, you may get some green off the bordies.

by Cummybear Johnson May 20, 2014

Phish-show Bored

A recognized medical condition that results in feelings of intense boredom at a phish show due to disinterest in a particularly lame song or ones surroundings. This feeling may occur naturally, but is also known to be chemically induced. Being phish-show bored has several stages with initial symptoms that include excessively fidgeting with articles of one's clothing such as the hem of a skirt and/or aimlessly wandering about a concert venue. As the condition progresses, those affected may begin seeking out disgusting food items like dreaded crotch pretzels or attempt to bathe themselves in water fountains. The only known cure at this time is to entirely cover oneself in condiments such as mustard or ketchup. Fortunately these are often readily available at many food courts, although this may require purchase of an exorbitantly priced hotdog. This is not to be confused with the similar condition "over-it".

Hey Brah, do you see that chick over there all covered in mustard-she must be wicked phish-show bored.

by dreadiehead426 November 24, 2011

i'm bored as fuck

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub

Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck

by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. March 13, 2011

Border Brother

A generic name for the hustlers that inhabit the border area.

Oh. TJ is a true Border Brother, last I heard he was smuggling cigarettes, guns and a little bit of dope. Busy boy.

by Uppity White Man May 21, 2018