bored tard

Contraction of "bored retard."

A mentally retarded individual who is not funny or interesting.

A retard who is also boring or a bore.

Can also describe someone on an internet bulletin board who is an annoying retard.

"The Country Squire is a bored tard."

by Attila the Horn April 30, 2005

Boredem

Just like regular boredom, but so utterly extreme its spelled with not even a U but an E, instead of an O.

He had a serious case of boredom, but her situatuion was much worse, she was suffering of boredem!

by Boredem Sufferer May 14, 2009

runescape bored

when you're so fucking bored that even playing runescape seems like it might be a good idea.

person1: hey man i just got my pure melee account up to level 50 and i bought full rune last night
person2:what are you talking about??
person1: oh sorry, i was really runescape bored last night

by McGees Foo August 5, 2006

boredom

it turns women into total bitches

person 1)god adam becky is being a total bitch
person 2)ya she must be bored

by funky fresh fly girl December 23, 2003

boffed

The act of vomiting, especially whilst drunk.

Amy boffed outside Wetherspoons all over her new shoes.

by banana87 October 14, 2012

boredednessish

the happenstance of being so bored that you start adding suffixes to words to create your own retarded word.

sam: Im bored
you: im boreded
sam: im borededed
etc etc etc until you get to
you: im boredednessish

by Randomness person June 18, 2008

boredoutofmyfuckingmind

Bored out of ones mind

god im boredoutofmyfuckingmind

by Preston Keys April 13, 2011