boob defence

a way for a girl to get out of someone flaming on them, by playing with their enormous breasts, or drawing attention to them, because they are too mentally challenged to use comebacks.

"Man holly krull is always using boob defence." -Jana
"yeah, she must be the dumbest person i know." -Erick

by Jana Boatman February 8, 2008

Boob Aura

The area around a girl's chest in which a mysterious phenomenon occurs - despite having no service, someone is able to send a text message simply by holding their phone within it.

Alison: Ugh, I don't have any service.
Brittany: Just use my boob aura.
Alison: -holds phone up- IT SENT!

by SPF15 November 24, 2009

Boob Kissinger

Henry Kissinger with large, succulent breasts.

I dont' know. Ask the Boob Kissinger

by Dynomoose January 24, 2010

cleft boob

Referring to the unnatural divide created by breast implants, birth defects, or excess testosterone during pubescent development (which can also lead to the elongation of the butt crack). The area separating the breasts creates an unattractive y-shaped cleavage line. This commonly brings out unattractive characteristics in the affected females personality, such as: a chameleon type personality issue and delusions of grandiose fighting skills.

"That chick has some nasty cleft boob." "Would you, please, hold my umbrella in your cleft boobage?" "My cell phone just fell in your cleft boob."

by KM and AH June 9, 2008

Facebook Boob-job

The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.

It was false assvertising! She seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a Facebook boob-job!

by TomtheTourGuide January 26, 2011

Jersey Boob Job

When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.

"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"

by fromthemitten October 29, 2011

Man Boob Call

When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.

Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"

by mruptownman May 22, 2018