booking

either searching with a purpose or with no purpose at all on Facebook

I was booking hard last night and found the hottest chick and you're friends with her. Who is she?

by el osito October 26, 2010

Cock blockin/ cock blocking

Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.

Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.

by FooGe March 26, 2004

Clit Blocking

When a male's friend refuses to allow a female from hooking up with his buddy.

Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.

by Alexander the Alexander October 11, 2010

blowing your noodle

When one's noodle is too hot for another persons mouth they must blow on it to cool it down.

Blaze's noodle was too hot so Cassidy said, "would you mind blowing your noodle" so it can feel nice in my mouth."

by Mathew Bialo December 9, 2008

boking

It's like joking, but I hate you.

Your mother.

Only boking.

by Marge hater December 23, 2005

cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.

Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.

by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004

De-Booking

Taking a shit in a book, then slamming it shut, and placing it back where you found it. (Should be performed in a library)

I'm gonn' get ma de-booking on, and shit all over it

by bookshat May 24, 2011