Blake Theorem

We call it this since the last person in human in existence to have to ability to access 100% of the sexual side of human brain was last recorded to go by a man named Blake. He was not you average guy on the street he had human ability that come as far in knowledge to when humans just spilt an atom. He is extremely muscular, he has the ability to move his hands faster than any human ever recored, and legend states that he fingered a girl once, and she is now dead. When he walks into a room of woman girls panties quiver, and the bar tender shivers from the size of his huge drum sticks that he hammers on girls day and night.
This is just a few example of how powerful Blake theorem is.

This is the type of man...

- is very hot man with an over extensively large penis legend states that he has the ability to seduce any woman that makes penis to eye contact with.

- Is outrageously hot and is the type of guy that can steal your girlfriend by pounding his large wet drum sticks on your drum set all night

-When he walks into a Walmart he makes all the panties fly off the hangers.

- When he stares at a girl she will immediately ejaculate in her pants, and nipples will become so hard that they are able to cut through paper.

- When he performs every girl in the crowd creams there pants so hard that stocks in the pantie department sky rocket. And Walmart, target, and Nordstrom have to buy a completely new batch of panties because of this man.
by Curcumcision February 13, 2015
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Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake
“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”
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Pulling a Blake

Vernacular - "to be such a giant douchebag as to eat ones last bag of chips or other tasty snack"
Fuck yo couch, nigga. That was my only bag of Combos. Why you always gotta be pulling a Blake?
by Fml_not_that_guy October 18, 2011
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Brennan Blake

A guy with a fat booty and a beautiful smile. He’s also your favorite to be around
“Brennan Blake is hot

You know it” -Isabella stephens
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blake butterfield

absolute chick magnet but hates having a girlfriend, fucking idiot but one of the best guys u will ever meet. he's so nice and is very loyal to his mates. once he ditched losing his virginity to hang with the boys. he has a tiny cock like 2.5 inches but he knows how to use it. ytb
"oh look it's blake Butterfield"
"oh shit, u know he chose his friends over my vagina"
by peenmachine04 February 06, 2020
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Blake johnson

"Yeah man, I went to her house and she gave me the ol' Blake Johnson
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Riley Blaked It

When you completely fuck something up
“Shit!! I used the wrong resistors”

Fuckkkkk. You fully Riley Blaked It”
by Praisebetoallah123 December 15, 2021
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