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birthday bumps

a historical birthday tradition where friends of the birthdayer lift them by their arms and legs and swing for the amount of years they are turning.
Bob: Hey jim heard its patti birthday celebrations later, we should give her the birthday bumps!
Jim: right on man - thats the only way to celebrate turning 47!!!
by danesworld____ March 9, 2018
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birthday profile picture

The picture that you change your profile picture to on a social network for your birthday. This is usually done the day before your birthday because it will be seen by more people than normal as they wish you a generic "happy birthday."
Friend: Come on, we're going to be late!

FB User: Almost done! I just need to change my picture to my birthday profile picture so that people think I'm fun and popular when they wish me a happy birthday!
by damnteenager108 January 2, 2012
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Birthday Blowjob

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.
I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!
by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010
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Turkish Birthdaycake

The act of crapping on a paper plate then taking a small explosive of some sort (for example an M-80,firecracker, etc) and placing it on the top of the fecal matter.
After this one should select the victim (or birthday boy/girl) and approach them stealthily without having ignited the explosive device. After successfully sneaking up the target the explosive should be ignited and (very, very) shortly after the this person presenting the “cake” should announce their presence by thrusting the “cake” into the hands of the recipient whilst wishing them a “Happy Birthday” as loudly as possible…..then running…
INSIGHT INTO THE MIND OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL

“So, I was sitting at home the other day when there was a knock at the door. I got up and went to the door to see who was there. When I opened the door a young man was holding a paper plate of shit with a lit firecracker in the top. He thrust it at me and not wanting it to tumble and get all over my shirt I instinctively took it. Not knowing what to do and not wanting it to explode all over me I placed on the floor of the porch. It was at that moment that I realized that it would explode all over my door and porch so I tried to kick it gently way so it wouldn’t make such a mess. However I was slightly scared to touch it as I believed it would detonate at any minute so I thought that picking it up and running it a safe distance would solve the problem………..

(of course, by the time any one had thought all of this the Turkish Birthdaycake would have exploded and something they care about or themselves would have been showered in shit)

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by Mylo the Terrible April 14, 2008
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Work birthday

The anniversary of the day you started working at a particular business. Not normally celebrated (unless it's a big one like 10 years, 20 years, etc) but sometimes acknowledged by the person, co-workers or the boss.
Because he was a good employee, Jason's boss sent him a Happy Work Birthday e-mail congratulating him on five years of service
by Brickdictionary118 October 12, 2013
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its your birthday

Used by rappers and dorky white kids, its your birthday means that you have completed something and your friends (if you have any) and proud of you, resulting in them saying "its your birthday" meaning "Congrats! You've done some ordinary thing that many other people do, but I'm going to use the phrase "its your birthday" to sound cool, and hip, because I saw it on MTV!!!!"
Yeah.
White Guy 1: Oh my golly, I do believe its your birthday, gee, go you!
White Guy 2: Aw, shucks thanks, teehee.
by DoomedMonkey December 6, 2004
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