Barstooler

Barstooler : Noun (bar' stool- er)

Sports
1) A person who claims to be a passionate follower of a sports team, even though their active support is confined solely to the TV screen of a public house or bar.
2) A variation on the theme of 'armchair supporter'.
3) Commonly found throughout Ireland, usually associated with certain English and Scottish teams, and almost always in possession of a Sky viewing card.

Barstooling : Verb (bar' stool-een)

1) Partaking in the activity of following your favourite sports team solely from the confines of a pub.

Irish Fan #1: Lets go and watch Bohs vs. Rovers
Irish Fan #2: Naw, no way, I'd rather sit here with a cool beer and be a 'real' fan and watch Manchester United on the telly.
Irish Fan #1: You are such a barstooler

by Jim Bob Doolan August 13, 2010

Baby Beans

A couple of hot, young lesbians.

The bar is full of baby beans tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

titty-bars

A strip club with topless dancers

A place where men pay to get their hard on.

Dawg, I'm goin' to the titty-bar to get my gind on.

by Feloni June 25, 2005

Bearshak

A all male gay bar consisting of larger gay men, "Bears"

Malcome likes going to the bearshak after work almost everyday.

by YKM October 9, 2013

throw bars

to make fun of ones appearence or lifestyle

"yo, i had to throw bars on Che Hill's bottom lip."

by biglongshlong December 21, 2009

saucy beans

where a man cums on a women's cliterous and still eats it

eww he gave her some saucy beans

by candy hole June 19, 2015