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jesus bomb

When you go and hit on some totally hot chick and the next thing you know every third word out of her mouth is 'jesus' this and 'jesus that' and 'why dont you go to church?'. She just dropped the jesus bomb on you.
That chicka just dropped the jesus bomb on my pagan ass.
by J3 August 12, 2004
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Da bomb

An old but cool way of calling something awesome. The term was used a lot in the mid to late 90s.

It has completely dissappeared from the Slang radar after September 11th, 2001 because no one wanted to be suspected of terrorism for using it.
Dude 1: Hey man cool party right

Dude 2; Yeah its da bomb!

Post 9/11

Dude 1: This party is da bomb!

Dude 2: Ah! Terrorist!
by t786 December 28, 2009
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puke bomb

Its when you drank way too fast because you thought you were cool but your really an asshole,then you decided to do those 3 shots of tequila and make an ass out of yourself further,then you went to take a piss and you felt sick and midway through your piss you gagged and then your stomach forcefully ejected a high powered puke bomb. asshole
Hey check out the wall in the bathroom stall it still has the meat stuck to it from my puke bomb.
by CHICAGO GUY January 31, 2009
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bomb thrower

A colloquial term used to describe people who stir up trouble, whether because of a legitimate grievance or simply because they are trolling. Specifically this term is used when someone posts a single item that plays to peoples passions so much that in its wake a massive discussion occurs, and controversy can still linger years later.
Jesus, that guy who blurted out he fucked your sister at Thanksgiving was a real bomb thrower.
by Aleksei Cortez August 8, 2009
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Hempfield Bomb Threat

A typical threat that occurs throughout the year at Hempfield Highschool; some little freshman asshole makes this threat and thinks he/she doing a favor for everybody in the school there; Typically, one will enter the bathroom, and write it down for someone to see. Or other scenario, some group of assholes will be joking about blowing the school up in the halls, and someone will call the safe school hotline and cry about their life possibly ending. The school then evacutes, and smart idea, puts everyone under the bleachers . . the mostly likely place a bomb would be put.
" Hey Derek, did you hear about the Hempfield Bomb Threat? "

"Blowing up the school? That's old news."
by Zefranmajeticklacka December 18, 2009
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Bomb the Dodongo

A really nerdy way of saying "taking a shit".

Reference to the video game Zelda on the Nintendo. The boss from level 2, Dodongo, could only be defeated using bombs.
Hey guys, before we start planning for LARPfest, I need to go bomb the dodongo.
by Lasl0w July 6, 2011
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Bomb And Dash

When you have a huge putrid load to drop and you fear the aftermath of feral stench association, you lay your logs in a public bathroom and often blame the talent on an unsuspecting victim.
I was baking up a mad brownie dump during my date last night. I couldn't take that shit home; I had to bomb and dash the movie theater restrooms so Shirli wouldn't faint from fecal intoxication at my house.

Dude ...I totally bombed and dashed the Shell gas station. I dropped my kids at the pool and naturally I was pretty proud of my fresh porcelain artwork until I opened the door to the hottest chick waiting to use the John. I'm like "Watch your step in there ... some homeless man tore the place up before me"
by Barbie Reject August 6, 2012
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