Barking Spider

A Fart.

background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one
might say... It was a Barking Spider

(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!

by Sap December 25, 2004

Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

barging

when you take a penis and lay it on top of another penis and stroke them at the same time

Man come here i want to do some barging with you dude

by c massich March 31, 2009

Resident-Baiting

The act of presenting spurious information on social media platforms with the specific intent of gaining adverse and/or aggressive reactions for the amusement of the posting party and others wise to the motivation of the post. Resident-Baiting is so known due to its origins on the 25,000 member Ibiza Winter Residents Facebook group. Due to the particular susceptibility of those who find such subjects untenable, bait is often in the form of an abuse of animal welfare or disregard for ecological protection.

He is obviously resident-baiting, I can't believe they are all falling for it.

by Gibbsyns3 October 17, 2016

Barring

Attacking a person from the opposite team with high defence during a Soulwars game in RuneScape to keep your bar green. People that are barring are usually low levels with no attack. Those who kill barrers are considered noobs.

I've been barring over 6 matches.

by Tie Nation May 8, 2010

basting

The act of covering your hand in human sweat and rubing it over someone

by lee & Marc May 17, 2003

Barling

Barling is a cross between to words Babe and Darling...

"See ya later Gareth Barling" said Lola
"Barling?" Gareth questioned
"Haha, i went to say babe and then started saying Darling..lol" answered Lola
Oh ok then, see ya later, safe yeah"

by Lola Gibson March 5, 2009