Texas Barrel Smoker

A drunken redneck who blows his fellow cowboys in the Black-Angus parking lot in exchange for warm cans of Hamms.

Jess had only lived in Texas one year after being released from prison, but already had a reputation with the Houston truckers social circle as being the local texas barrel smoker.

by Jess Hogan June 21, 2006

barrel roll

Basic areobatic maneuver, used to shake an enemy from your tail. You corkscrew in the sky and lose airspeed, and your enemy flies right by you.

To perform a barrel roll, bank sharply left or right, and gently pull back on the stick to maintain the roll. Hold sideways pressure on the stick as you roll inverted, then center it when you return to level flight.

During this move, the stick is essentially in the Left or right rear corner of the cockpit. The nose will draw a circle on the horlizon, instaed of rotating on a point. If you do a barrel roll perfectly, you won't lose any altitude

These people who say to perform a barrel roll by pushing buttons don't know how to fly worth shit and I would own them in any aerial combat game.

by Salem March 31, 2005

pork barrel

1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight

hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?

by Paddymac August 28, 2006

Barrel

In baseball, a ball that--when hit by a batter--achieves a velocity of at least 98 mph while being launched at an angle within the 26 degree and 30 degree range. The angle range necessary for Barrel classification increases by 2 to 3 degrees for every 1 additional mph, until maxing out at 116 mph and an angle range of 8 to 50 degrees. Though a ball hit at speeds above 116 mph may still be classified as a Barrel, it must still maintain a launch angle within the 8 to 50 degree range.

The purpose of the Barrel classification is to define balls hit by batters that tend to produce exceptionally favorable batting averages for the offensive player.

Buster Posey's ability to hit home runs may be in decline, but he's knocked out way more Barrels than at this point last season so I think I'll keep him on my Fantasy Baseball team.

by hucksawyer July 18, 2018

Cunt in a fucking barrel

When you're so wasted on either nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy or alcohol, or cocaine, that you feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'.

In other words, extreme claustrophobia, the mother of all bad trips. In other words, smoking too many of the Jeffrey.

John: So what did you think of the party last night?
Freddie: Dude, I still feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'. Pass me the shotgun!

by Laokung October 31, 2011

sick dog barrels

Used as a substitute for "cool", "awesome", "wicked" & mostly used by violent, alcoholic head chefs.

Bro 1: "Bro! I just did a frontside 360 heelflip!"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "What?"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Right...."
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Shut up."

by manllama November 22, 2011

barrel of laughs

a lot of fun, a person who makes you laugh

Let's invite Chang to our party. He's a barrel of laughs.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005