barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 5, 2008

booking up

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.

Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!

by russian_reversal November 10, 2008

heh...dogs barking

An example of someone who reckons dogs barking in a dream is very common and doesn't sound odd.

My friend said it to me once

by bbvx November 12, 2003

Booking

The act of shopping at a bookstore while drunk, and making large purchases of unnecessary books.

"Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.

by SauronsOptometrist December 11, 2015

Baking brownies

A term used for the action of smoking weed

"I'm ripped dude! I just got done baking brownies."

by Sh@dowBlood August 23, 2009

baking

the same meaning as chilling but with a different vibe to saying it

what up man?
nothing much just chilling what you up to
baking, haha

by Peter Grochal June 30, 2008

double baking

VERB:
To listen to one's stereo while simultaneously lying on the couch watching television with the sound turned down.
This is based on the fact that those who simply lie on the couch watching TV are couch potatoes, therefore they must be "baking." It's even worse if they're doing two worthless things simultaneously: hence, they are "double baking."
It follows that they would be double baked couch potatoes for those who care.

"I was so bored that I got on the couch and spent the evening double baking with 'Seinfeld' and 'Exile on Main Street.'"
"Are you just gonna lie there double baking, or are you goin' with me to Joey's?"

by James J. Mitchell September 1, 2006