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Baked H.A.M

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.
by NetworkDr June 26, 2019
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Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.
I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.
by ferret June 25, 2009
mugGet the Cop a bakemug.

Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.
"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"
by maxnellson March 12, 2023
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baked and caked

To get high as fuck and bust a fat nuton someone’s face.
Hey girl want to get high and cummed on”

You mean, baked and caked”
by AyyItsYaBoi August 22, 2019
mugGet the baked and cakedmug.

Cable bake

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked
1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now
by Harry10932 November 8, 2017
mugGet the Cable bakemug.

Bake Off

1) a very long way of saying going to chill

2) watching ultimate police interceptors for 4 hours straight
I’m just tryna bake off
by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022
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Pasta bake

A foodstuff containing pasta, sauce, cheese, chicken and sometimes bacon.
e.g. Baddie I'm making some pasta bake, no I'm not wanking.
by cj49302 August 4, 2017
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