Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 17, 2011

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Ahmuddi time

An epoch during which one finds themselves in possession of what can only be described as an hour of resplendent magnificence.

Last night's party was amazing! We danced, laughed, and had a real Ahmuddi time.

by PrimeApes Inc. August 21, 2023

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time gate

Similar to a paywall, a common mechanic in modern games, especially mobile, where a feature of the game (or the game itself) has a limited number of uses or play time which only resets when the next period begins (usually a daily refresh) unless the player opts to pay extra.

God damn I hate the time gate in this mobile app. I can only play at best an hour a day unless I pay extra.

by nitorita April 11, 2021

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Uwe Time

The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.

Man, this movie is so bad, I feel like I'm slipping into Uwe Time.

by upsdown September 19, 2010

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