That crescendo of sound that originates from the next door cubicle when somebody unloads the first push into the toilet bowl
Dude, at lunch, this guy comes into the cubicle next to me and gives me a 10 second rendition of an asshole orchestra.. I nearly puked...
by Orchestra Boy September 19, 2009
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My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
by Da wife February 21, 2014
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Get the Asshole Assassin mug.A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)
by 1977misfits May 23, 2009
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by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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That bitch shit in a sink what a party asshole
Big Al broke the picture frame. what a fucking party asshole!
Big Al broke the picture frame. what a fucking party asshole!
by pauley DD February 1, 2010
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by TooSick4U August 15, 2008
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