S.A.S.E
a self address stamp envelope, its when you write your name and address on an envelope with a stamp on it and put it inside another envelope
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F.A.S.T system
How to acquire, then get rid of Early Morning Booty Call (F.A.S.T. system):
1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is.
2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon)
3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe"
4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there.
Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins
Girls with you after that time: 0
Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1
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1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is.
2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon)
3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe"
4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there.
Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins
Girls with you after that time: 0
Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1
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F.A.S.T system
-luigini asks a girl to come over to cuddle with him at 1230 then last minute changes it to 11 so she has atleast an house to get their
-she gets their and they start making out and he just gets straight to the taking of clothes and putting it in
- tells he gotta go now so he can get a hair cut so he says hell drive her to closest bus stop to get rid of her
-drops her off and makes sure she walks into the bus station and leaves
-luigini asks a girl to come over to cuddle with him at 1230 then last minute changes it to 11 so she has atleast an house to get their
-she gets their and they start making out and he just gets straight to the taking of clothes and putting it in
- tells he gotta go now so he can get a hair cut so he says hell drive her to closest bus stop to get rid of her
-drops her off and makes sure she walks into the bus station and leaves
F.A.S.T system by just another one of his broads April 22, 2011
S.A.S.
Sweaty Ass Syndrome. When you have been running or working out extensively and your ass gets sweaty and causes it to itch.
S.A.S. by Chris Polites February 10, 2006
Thick as a Snicker
Term used to define a fly shorty. Said shorty can't be spindly and thin, nor albino, and can't be a chickenhead either. To be Thick as a Snicker it helps if the girl is of color but it is not a requirement. Typically, the female will have an attractive posterior and legs and you'll be attracted to her instantly. This is also known as "having strong feelings towards the girl."
Term made popular by the Brandon Flowers (cornerback for KC Chiefs) tweet to random girl he saw on the street.
Term made popular by the Brandon Flowers (cornerback for KC Chiefs) tweet to random girl he saw on the street.
Me: Yo dude check out the bangin' chick going into that korean nail salon!
JP: Word up homes, she so fly that she Thick as a Snicker.
Me: Girl let me holla at you, I'm boning up seeing how you as thick as a snicker.
Girl: That's the best pick up line I ever heard! I'm glad you like my fly ass! Do you wanna come over later?
Brandon Flowers (via twitter): So to the light skin girl wit long hair that walked out of city hall around 5 that was thick as a snicker I have strong feelins toward u
JP: Word up homes, she so fly that she Thick as a Snicker.
Me: Girl let me holla at you, I'm boning up seeing how you as thick as a snicker.
Girl: That's the best pick up line I ever heard! I'm glad you like my fly ass! Do you wanna come over later?
Brandon Flowers (via twitter): So to the light skin girl wit long hair that walked out of city hall around 5 that was thick as a snicker I have strong feelins toward u
Thick as a Snicker by Suge Night May 18, 2011
drank as a skank
drank as a skank by Christopher Micheal O'Connor February 28, 2005
high as a skunk
a combination between being high as a kite and drunk as a skunk. being very high and very drunk at the same time.
high as a skunk by Daniel McColl Smith June 16, 2007
Blood Gang also known as BK Slobs
A street gang originated in Los Angeles California bkack in the late 60's to defend against the crip gang because the crips were bkeating there ass every single day. Now sets are located nationwide bkut dying everyday.Most Bkloods are fake and scared of the westside 107 Hoover Criminal gang the most dangerous gang and ruthless in the word.The BKloods wear dead bkandanas to the right.Slobks stay lokey bkecause there scared of the Hoover Groover slobk removers.
The first definition for Bklood bkack in 1969 when the first five non crip sets were being formed by T. Rogers was Black Liberation Organization Of Defense.The Slobs are the weakest gang in America.The also have they're on fast food resturant called Burger King.The Bkloods are also known as oo-lobs,Slobs,Blobs,flood,Bkillaz,and fluid.
The first definition for Bklood bkack in 1969 when the first five non crip sets were being formed by T. Rogers was Black Liberation Organization Of Defense.The Slobs are the weakest gang in America.The also have they're on fast food resturant called Burger King.The Bkloods are also known as oo-lobs,Slobs,Blobs,flood,Bkillaz,and fluid.
Blood Gang also known as BK Slobs by THE STORY OF Bloods March 25, 2009