Almond milk

Shit curry from birds

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off

by Just a smith November 20, 2023

Alfonso

Alfonso is big hearted person who will always be there for you.loves his family and friends and be such a gentlemen .He loves one girl and you will feel safe in his hands.

Jasmine:"I am sorry for your loss."
Her:" It's okay Alfonso is here."

by Flokosk1ng November 21, 2023

alhonna

A name for Somebody who only belong to one person… somebody who will give you the world if you treat them right.

Goes ghost alot but doesnt mean any harm to nobody about it and hopes they understand.

Very understanding

9/10 the person she talking to and is “dating” or anything is her bestfriend.

Dang thats alhonna

Wheres alhonna? I haven't heard from her

by Dictionarys101 November 21, 2023

Alloning

Making preventable mistakes on the DiscGolf course, switching putters every week, losing/dropping one or all belongings

If I wasn’t alloning I would have had a decent round of golf

by Discer November 23, 2023

Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие)

Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.

Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..

by dihanov October 29, 2024

Alfonsoblankshot

When you're you expect a Pp gun to shoot a pellet but nothing comes out

Rodrigo: Why is it Alfonsoblankshot and not working.

Milo: It ain't working like the bumfartwillycum

by Nuksoocow November 27, 2024

Almond Boyfriend

An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.

You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.

A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.

Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.

by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024