Alaskan Ice Drill

When you create a mold of your wang, and then fill it with water. Freeze it over night, and then pull it out of the mold and use it as a dildo.

John froze an Alaskan Ice Drill and then screwed his girlfriend with it that morning.

by Dr. Who Man January 9, 2009

Agassiz Elementary school

The most ghetto white school on the north side of Chicago. Agassiz is were white kids that live in Lincoln park go, and black kids that are gifted go. It is one of the worst schools in the north side of Chicago. The Principals shady and we are constantly losing teachers. Most of the white kids become ghetto and get gang affiliate. Most kids from the south side commute over an hour just for our ratchet ass school. Our staff has no diversity besides Ms. Robertson, Me. Oni, and any of our security guards. We haven't had a stable language teacher for middle school for 4 years. All of our sports teams suck ass and never win anything because our coaches are man teachers that sometimes play basketball. There's always fights, and iss is given out as if it is a hall pass. Mr. Z will forever be the best substitute. Mrs. Flanagan will forever be missed. And Ms. H will forever hunt class of 2018-2022 minds. DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE THEY WILL BE FUCKED UP.

Random kid: what elementary school did you go to.

Kid from Agassiz: Agassiz Elementary school

Random kid: that’s why you’re a thot and fucked up.

by sassybasketballgirl69 October 23, 2019

Alaskan Firedragon

An alaskan firedragon is a certain type of fire breathing dragon native to Alaska. Much like the sasquatch or big foot, loch ness monster and others, the dragon is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.

Mike: Yo man, I saw an alaskan firedragon flying over Cook Inlet!

Jon: You sure you didn't smoke to much dope?

Mike: No, I swear to god I saw It!!

by Jackson "50 Cent" Chandler October 28, 2007

alaskan mudslide

To create an Alaskan Mudslide, you need a ready and willing midget. First, you must take a shit on the midget's chest. After that you have crazy sex with the midget so the fecal matter smears all over its torso. Then, once its body is all lubricated with the shit, you use it as a slip and slide.

Yo, I ain't paying for a slip 'n' slide, my girlfriends a midget and she's down to Alaskan Mudslide.

by sean ruff August 5, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

Grab a love glove and drop a deuce into it. Now take the shit-filled prophylactic and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going, ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.

Before Ted violated is girlfriend with an Alaskan Pipeline, he yelled, "Big load of crude coming in!"

by shadow_javelin February 19, 2011

Alaskan Earmuffs

This is done by the man cumming on his hands and putting them over the girls ears while pumping the cum in the ear holes. This can be done vice versa.

Fuck, my girlfriend did the Alaskan Earmuffs on me and now I'm deaf from all that cum clogged in my ears.

by kneejuice May 25, 2009

alaskan pedicure

The act of jizzing on a straight female or a gay males toes and letting it dry like nail polish.

o girl i was so turned on last night when fred gave me an alaskan pedicure

by Chris aka the hammah April 24, 2011