Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.
I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.
by Ultimo Gringo November 7, 2022

At the beginning of the party I noticed and nice and beautiful girl, by the end of the party she was more like a belligerent devil because she's a bi-polar alcoholic.
by KrazyKracker76 July 26, 2017

by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020

A portable tabletop alcohol appliance that instantly refines the savoriness of wine and spirits without diluting the alcohol, or compromising the ABV. Refined alcohol makes inexpensive wines or spirits taste like top-shelf.
"I refined alcohol using a new barware appliance to reduce the burn and smooth the finish. It was a superior drinking experience."
"Why settle for mediocrity when you can make every tasting session extraordinary by refining your alcohol and experience"
"Why settle for mediocrity when you can make every tasting session extraordinary by refining your alcohol and experience"
by Collide Refining Tower October 20, 2023

Alcohol that you acquire throughout your work day, preferably delivered to you, that will be ready to drink the second you are home from or done work.
Ah man I have so much work to do... I'll order some motivation alcohol and see if that helps me get stuff done.
by edgar is the one in the hole July 21, 2020

A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.
by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014

Hey Darling, I'm going off to buy some *Insert Alcohol Product Name* for tonight Jesse and Jake are coming here tonight
by BaconInspect April 30, 2022
